Sparrow Movie Review By Ching

I just realised i haven't posted for well over a month..really sorry..must be too busy huh..i'm not sure if it's too late..but i wanna tell everyone please try to avoid watching SPARROW- This Honky Film that features nothing in my opinion. Umm..watch it if you're some kind of artistic fella who enjoys watching animated sparrows(which looks REALLY fake) flying around aimlessly. Oh..and another thing so-called artistic by Jing is the umbrella scene..which looks TOTALLY unnecessary to me. So watch it if you enjoy watching people turn their umbrellas around while pickpocketing..which is..well..lame and barely entertaining. I don't know whether there's like a metaphor to this film..IF there is..then sorry..i dun like to like 'think' when i'm watching a movie you see..i just wanna WATCH a movie..not WATCH and THINK..>.<

According to The Star review..the movie tells about the story of a girl always on a run and 4 men fascinated by her. Lemme tell you this..I've watched the movie..and if you dun want me to spoil it for you then dun read it..The girl ran away at fast-paced...for NO REASON AT ALL! ha ha ha..we got fooled alright..She knows she can't run away from the old man yet she DID..if THAT'S the reason..then she's pretty optimistic she can get away from a bunch of HUGE guys following her around..which makes her quite stupid. The ONLY good thing about this movie is it is quite short..about 1 hour 30 minutes long. Trust me..that 1 hour 30 minutes feels like a 3 hours or more..I was waiting ANXIOUSLY for the show to end..(unlike Batman that i waited anxiously for what is about to happen next). Though i did get one positive side outta it..I got a good laugh in the cinema while watching the movie..as it is SO ridiculous. Now comes the bad thingS..i have to emphasise that there are MANY BAD THINGS but only one good thing. This movie was so-called the MOVIE to watch after Batman..all i can say is just we've been FOOLED!..ha ha ha..it's definitely an april fools joke or something.

1. Waste of money. This movie is by far the worst movie i ever spent my money on and watched it in the cinema.I seriously thought nothing can top Drillbit Taylor as the worst movie this year..but this movie certainly topped it.
2.Waste of time. You go in with NOTHING..you come out feeling Frustrated, Angry, HA?, Wha?, What the hell?, Bloody shit i wasted my money on this?, STUNNED for a minute, looking at the person next to you and laugh at the movie ETC.(definitely more of them considering i can give more than 2 hours of talk about this movie alone). Even Sex and the City is better than this movie..and it's coming from a guy..=/
3.Waste of publication/promotion/film/movie producers/sponsorship. Seriously, I have no idea how they got sponsored for the movie and it was directed by a famous director and a bunch of famous actors.
4. Waste of energy. The Conservation of Energy clearly states that the total amount of energy in any isolated system remains constant but cannot be recreated, although it may change forms. Yep guys..i wasted lotsa chemical energy that i ate from food only to be wasted on the energy i used to drive to the cinema, bought the tix, entered the cinema, and STARED at the screen for 1 hour 30 minutes with my EYES. I could've used my chemical energy on something else better such as doing community service helping poor little Fong clean his house. If you know me well, helping Fong clean his house is like in my No-No list but i very much would prefer to waste my kinetic energy on Fong than on the movie.

Okay, you'll need to call me before i can say more. I think i talked enough about the movie. OH WAIT! i forgot. There's one more positive side to it.. Anyone and i mean ANYONE with insomnia can find the ultimate cure with this movie! if you don't feel sleepy after 1 hour watching this movie probably means you have seen some methaphoric meaning in this movie.
Okay to end it i shall say my famous phrase about this movie.' This movie is the worst and if there's a word that's worse than worst then it's THAT WORD and if there's a word that's worse than THAT WORD then use THAT 'WORD'.

I shall say however that this is only my opinion about this movie. This does not represent everyone's view and maybe might have exaggerated about the movie a bit although i seriously think watching some Tamil or Malaysian film would be worth watching more. You can still catch it though..but i would recommend buying a cheaper version if you know what i mean. I didn't say PIRACY okay..I support ORIGINAL!!

Okay.That's all i can say about this movie..unless you call my HOTLINE. I'll definitely be ACTIVE AGAIN NOW! so many things to talk about! hehe Ciao dudes =)

My Prom Night

First of all, I shall say..try paying 130 bucks..just to dress up nice in Renaissance Hotel to take pics with your classmates..doesn't seem like it's worth it huh...but it was for me =). not simply because I get to spend time with my classmates and see them dress up like OMG!..(Xiah baby in a beautiful dress for example..haha)..most importantly was what a great time that i actually had with my prom date..Hwai Jing. =)

First and foremost, I really wanna apologise for the rude words that i said in the car while driving..thinking about it, i could've just shut up instead of saying unnessary stuffs..It's just for one night and i couldn't even do it..not like it matters now..but it was regretful so i'm sorry =(

Okay..time for the more interesting part, Jing actually took me the right road to Renaissance Hotel!..applause please! considering she took me the wrong road a number of times..=p and this time..I was talking so much i missed the entry to Renaissance Hotel..causing me to do a LEGAL U-turn at one end...and another ILLEGAL U-turn at the other end..just to get back to the hotel 15 minutes later when we reached there at EXACTLY 7. We had to wait there for an hour nevertheless before the ballroom door was opened to us..X_X

Hmm..regarding the performances..I would say..it was okay..a bit too loud and i just wasn't in the mood for LOUD rock music in a prom. The food...sorry to say..far from yummy..way below my expectation because i was really hungry that night..the lecturers' performance was cool though. Other than that..i think we were busy taking pics ignoring what was happening on stage.

While driving back..the funniest thing happened..apparently Bin was following us back and Jing was suppose to lead the way for Bin to go back..but then she accidentally gave the wrong direction(but then actually the wrong direction was faster) and she didn't realise beforehand. Then I was slowing my car down and both Bin and Shan was so happily waving their hands saying bye while heading the 'wrong' direction..the situation was hilarious. Instead of comforting her..sorry to say..I was really mean to bully her by saying 'it's okay' in an evil way..>.<

I must say that the night ended quite quickly..and Jing accompanied me the whole night..so Thanks =). Overall..I think i did just okay as a prom date..probably a cool 5/10(trying to improve)..but jing was probably a 9-10/10. This is really what i feel..don't think i fully treated you like a princess although i promised to..sorry =(.. Trust me..your birthday will be much better =). PICS TIME! All my pics are in facebook btw. I wish i can put them all but i really can't..It'll take up alot of space..>.<.. (extra thanks to all the girls who made me look taller..i think practically the whole class except Pearly) ha..ha..ha =p

My Prom date..Thanks for everything =)

Gay Pose with Shenny

Xiah baby and Ching baby

Cool Guy (The right one)

Matching Colours! Nice Dress btw.

My BFF Qian and I

Yummy Pearly =)

MY GOD..JUST LOOK AT MY HEIGHT X_X

One Guy and Two Girls and....

(continued)....One Guy and Two Gays..Pro.com

Last..The most romantic couple in PM7..Love Me Stan!

I Fear 7 Things - Tagged - Chewie

You get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.

I Fear…
[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[x] lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven (getting in)
[ ] being robbed/mugged
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[x] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[x]becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[ ] heavy breathing...in your ear....when you thought no one was behind you.
[ ]creepy noises in the night
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love (till a certain extend only)

Post it with the subject :
I Fear __ things

*I tag Mei Sze...let's see your fears =)

Good news Bad News

Just last wednesday was the day i'm not a college A-level student anymore! Time seems to drift away so BLOODY HELL fast..i'll talk about my experience next time..with good news comes bad news..i got a call from hitz.fm soon after exams stating that i won tix to watch the premiere of the hulk but unfortunately i had to teach tuition so i gave the tix to my parents to watch. And they said it was nice..imagine man..your parents watched 'the hulk' before you..quite embarassing isn't it..anyways..apparently before the screening..my name was announced first place =p so i won these huge 'the hulk' smashing hands..and it makes sounds so I LOVE IT! so i took some pics to share..btw..the bad news is not really watching the movie..but on the same day..when i came back from college...i pok kai and injured my bloody foot..=( gonna have some pain when i'm wearing shoes for prom >.<..

The Hulk Smashing Hands..It's Huge..
i'm impersonating the hulk..with clothes on..X_X

Babies Galore! I LOVE IT!

Baby pics everywhere! apparently it's this cute family picture that we can vote online and the grand prize is like an 8D/7N at Gold Coast, Australia. hmm..if i was just 15 years younger..i could've competed and possibly win =p..anyways..that's besides the point..the point is i want everyone to see it and vote..!How can you NOT vote for these adorable children..I love a number of pics(not as much as i love myself) that's why i'm posting it here..if you agree with me then vote for the pics i chose..hehe..Love the first pic because the baby looks so cute with his natural smile..love the 2nd pic simply because the girl looks like an angel =) Have fun looking at the pics! X_X

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